Conner, Ceo, Boswell McMullen

Gaining

June 20th, 2006

If you are really really bored, and you Google the word Whong, you will find 4 first-tier links for pages having to do with my oldest brother Jason. You will find only 2 that have to do with me, one of them a direct link to this blog, and the other a milblogging website that links to me.

Two other first-tier links will take you to pages about some guy named Sae-Whong Suthon, and some other Jason Whong who is a lawyer in California.

Also, www.whong.org is a first-tier link, so I will divide that equally between Jason and I.

Final Score:
Jason: 4.5
Me: 2.5

Only a year ago, I think the score would have been Jason:8, Me:0.

This point system, however, is only based on number of links, not their order. You will note that his blog takes the number one spot, while mine is third. I don’t know how this can be after a year of blogging from over here during which time I am sure I have gotten more hits than him. (Indeed, he wrote a newspaper article about online sibling rivalry on the very subject of our blogs) I expect that he will leave a comment explaining how this pehnomenon is based on meta tags or some other internet search-engine trick that I failed to implement. I am catching up!

This is what nerds do when they are bored.

-LT

Victory

June 20th, 2006

Just like Mel Gibson said to the British Colonel in The Patriot: “Before this war is over, I am going to kill you”, I told my commander concerning our semifrequent raquetball duels: “Before this deployment is over, I am going to beat you.”

Tonight I did.

No, it wasn’t a spectacular victory, but I am taking this opportunity to brag on the internet, because it may not happen again for a long time.

OPD

June 18th, 2006

OPD stands for “Officer Professional Development”, which basically means taking a time-out from our day to day officer duties to focus on… well, professional development. This can be in the form of classes on things we do in the Army, analyzing historic battles or wars, or taking trips to historical sites or battlegrounds.

(On a side note: There are so many acronyms in the Army that some people use them without even knowing what they stand for. A lot of people will say “ODP” by accident, which always reminds me of the late, great rapper whose name I will not spell out completely for the sake of decency.)

We’ve done OPD over here before, but it involved powerpoint slides and extreme boredom. This time someone arranged for all the officers in the Battalion to tour the Ziggurat of Ur, a 4000 year old monument in southern Iraq.

It was pretty interesting, since you can’t just drive there in a bus. We had to treat it like a real mission to Iraq (which it was) and convoy up.

The Ziggurat stands as the center point of the ancient city of Ur, which is supposed to the home of Abraham (before he made his journey to Caanan) The city died out after the Euphrates river changed its course and left its inhabitants with no means of irrigation.

The Iraqi fellow who serves as caretaker to the Ziggurat and the surrounding ruins is a third generation Ur historian. His name is Dhaif Muhsen. He told us his grandfather worked with the western archaeologists who first excavated the ruins of the city, his father was also a caretaker, and he has a son who will replace him.

There were several ancient tombs unearthed, along with what they claim is Abraham’s house (but I don’t buy it). Most of the city has been buried in sand after thousands of years of desert winds. There have been several excavation projects throughout the 20th century. There is much, much more yet to be discovered, but the caretaker said under Saddam Hussein’s rule, organizing the excavation was impossible. They hope to continue someday if the security situation calms down.

Here are some pictures from the trip:


LT Little and I prepare to leave the motorpool.

Sunset through the front window of our Humvee, on the way north.

Ziggurat Traffic Keep Straight… classic.

Here it is… the mounds on top are the ruins of the third level, and on top of that third level there used to be a palace.


The Ziggurat gift shop! I love it!

We arrived pretty early in the morning, so the shadows were magnificent.

A brick archway in one of the ruins. The caretaker also said that since they have been unearthed, a lot of the ruins have been damaged by rain and wind. They want to build shelters to preserve them someday.

Me.

This collapsing brick wall reminded me of a similar one in my own house! It’s smiling at us, as if to say “I am going to collapse at any moment and cost you a lot of money”

Cuniform, the first form of writing (so they say) etched onto the bricks. It’s pretty amazing that these little lines lasted 4 millenia.

This is Abraham’s house. The walls were rebuilt over the existing foundation. Again, I have a difficult time believing that they could figure out which actual building someone who lived over 4000 years ago lived in, but that’s their story and they’re sticking to it. It is pretty neat, each room has it’s own drain in the center of the floor, which all runs to a common sewage area. (Ancient Plumbing)

You can walk along the tops of the walls in Abraham’s house.

Myself and LTC Moseley at the top of the Ziggurat.

Me, kickin’ it on the stoop of the Ziggurat, reminiscing of my own, much shorter stoop in Baltimore.

Two Australian Soldiers started the tour just as we were about to leave. In the background you can see their armored vehicles pulling into position for their photo op.

CPT Swanson and I toast water at the Italian restaurant. We have Starbucks in Kuwait, but the Italians actually get a sit-down Italian restaurant with a bar! (No we were still not allowed to drink)

You can see how happy I am to get this pepperoni pizza. This beats Pizza Hut hands down.

Rod and I in front of the bar…

I never knew how to spell ICE TEA in Italian.

They had a plastic Ninja Turtles thing in the display case behind the register. I have no idea what it was doing there, but it was the last thing I thought I would see in Iraq, so I took a picture.

The caretaker of the Ziggurat asked us all to share our photos with friends and family. He said during the Saddam Hussein years there was virtually no tourism. He hopes that will change soon and you all can come see the Ziggurat at Ur someday.

-LT

The Soldier’s Medal

June 13th, 2006

Today, Staff Sergeant George Brosenne of 1st Platoon, 243rd Engineer Company, was awarded the Soldier’s Medal. This is a pretty big deal, as the 2-star general who spoke at the ceremony could only recall 2 instances when he saw the award given during his 30 years in the Army.

FOR HEROISM:

on 14 October 2005 while serving as Convoy Commander in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom in response to a devastating vehicle accident. Staff Sergeant Brosenne, without hesitation or thought to his own personal safety, placed his own life at risk to rescue a fellow soldier from a burning and exploding vehicle wreck. His display of bravery and calm demeanor in the face of a dangerous and traumatic situation are in keeping with the finest traditions of military service. Staff Sergeant Brosenne’s actions reflect great credit upon him, his unit, and the United States Army.

From left to right: SGT Snyder, SSG Clark, SFC Davis, SSG Brosenne, LTC Moseley, 1LT Whong

Congrats SSG Brosenne, and thanks for your service and leadership.

-LT

So Hot…

June 12th, 2006

Meet Nathan Scott Phillips

June 8th, 2006

We finally got a puppy (though I have not met him yet). I have never owned a dog before, but so far, from 6000 miles away, it’s not so bad.


Kickin’ it on the Stoop in true Baltimore Style.

Kickin’ it in the sink…

Now here are a few random shots from the last mission:

I may have posted this one before, but every time we pass it, I am dumbfounded. Yes, it’s an electrical transmission line tower submerged in water.

This is Chaplain (CPT) Thomas, our Battalion Chaplain. He has his own truck, and hops from convoy to convoy around Iraq doing his Chaplain thing. I am rocking my new Army Combat Uniform, which I bought early so I could test it out over here. It’s much more comfortable than the DCU.

SPC Henderson and two TCNs. One is from Georgia (the country, not the U.S. State), the other is from Bangladesh.

Chaplain Thomas offers communion in the field (Grape Juice, not Wine!). His aide, SPC Alexander, is standing to his right. This was about 10 minutes before we rolled out onto the mean streets of Iraq.

An Iraqi Police checkpoint.

SPC Bushong pokes his head out of the truck.

That’s all folks.

-LT

Published!

June 5th, 2006

The University of Maryland Department of Geography sent out an alumni newsletter several months ago asking for alumni stories. I guess I was the only one who answered (either that, or nobody’s stories could hold a candle to “Hi, I’m in Iraq.”)

Geograffiti Spring 2006

I sent them the infamous picture of me riding a camel, and they published my letter. Man, I am a loser.

-LT

It’s HOT

June 2nd, 2006

You know you’ve been in Iraq for a long time when you sit down in an internet cafe, type the first few letters of your AOL Instant Messenger Screenname in the login box, and it autofills. The same applies to “chris.whong.org”. It’s also a creepy reminder that computers like to remember things… so be careful!

It’s getting hot these days… well into the triple digits, especially in southern Kuwait. It’s so hot, 3 gatorades an hour isn’t enough. It’s so hot that you can’t put your bare hand on the handrails of a truck without getting 1st degree burns. It’s so hot you can heat spaghetti-o’s by setting the can in the sand for a few minutes. It’s so hot that at midday, the outer layer of rubber on our tires has begun to melt. My soldiers have said “it’s a few degrees cooler than hell,” and “god’s up there with a big magnifying glass, watching us squirm,” and “I saw the devil walking around with a slurpee the other day.”

On the upside… this is the hot middle east we flew into so long ago, and the return of that heat only means the flight home is getting closer and closer. Someone told me last summer was mild! We shall see.

-LT

News from CSM Adkins

May 27th, 2006

CSM “Skip” Adkins was my first First Sergeant back at Company C, 121st Engineer Battalion. He taught me quite a bit about the Army and leadership, and saw me go from PFC to Cadet to Officer between 2001 and 2004.

He’s now serving at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and had this to say:

Well Md. had to fill this mission and for the most part they pulled anyone that had never been deployed. I was called the monday before thanksgiving and asked if I would go to fill an E9 vacant slot that came up in the IG section so here I am. I had to go to the IG school at Ft. Belvoir, Va.. We MOBd in XXX and the HHC arrived in XXX and the Security Co. in XXX. It’s a one year tour and should be home in XXX07.

We are all assigned to 3rd BDE 29th ID for this mission and it’s really a hodge-podge of people. It’s not a bad mission and gotten better since the Navy has taken more of the lead roles for the JTF and it’s a mixture of all services. The weather is warm to hot and the humidity is picking up but it doesn’t rain much except when the hurricanes hit. We can’t go into main land Cuba and only allowed off the island for two 15 day leave periods.

It’s not the tropical paradise that people think, more of a southwest desert environment like Arizona, cactus and scrub brush with very few palm trees. The wildlife is mostly iguanas, boas, banana rats and turkey vultures which are all endangered species since the Cubans eat them across the wire.

There are still mine fields and occasionally one will wash up and explode. I’ve been a certified scuba diver since the 70s and the waters are warm and really clear (50-200 foot visibility) so I try to do some diving once a week. Alot of hills here so I bike and walk, sometimes run but there are four gyms to workout in and other small amenities for the troopers (since it’s a joint mission we have to use that term with the JTF) to do. The 121st goes away in SEP and I haven’t heard much since JAN/FEB on the transistion but have inquired this week so people will keep me abreast of the happenings in Md. That’s all for now so keep your head down and “Ruck-up/Drive-on.

-CSM ADKINS

Scuba Diving? On Deployment? Two 15 day leaves? I thought we had it easy in Kuwait, but apparently they are lounging at GTMO! :)

-LT

All kids love Blog!

May 26th, 2006

I recently found a complete, 5-season boxed set of the Ren and Stimpy show. It’s an off-color cartoon show about a paranoid, impatient asthma hound chihuahua named Ren, and a fat, ignorant cat named Stimpy. I haven’t seen it in years, but it was pretty much all I watched through middle school (well, until Beavis and Butthead hit the airwaves). I’ve always been a fan of animation, but I don’t think you can appreciate it when you are 12 years old. If you look at the quality and variation in Ren and Stimpy and compare it to South Park or Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which are completely done on computers, you begin to see how lazy animation has gotten. Enough about that.

Somewhere in my basement I still have a sealed Ren and Stimpy comic book issue#1 with a Ren Air Fouler. I wonder what it’s worth these days.

As I sat down to write this blog entry, the theme for LOG came into my head.

Here are some photos.

-LT


SPC Banda, our “new guy” has been rolling up and down the road like a pro. He is a replacement from the 1229th Trans Company. I sent him to get chemlite batteries two missions ago. I am still not sure if he figured it out.

This is chemlite fluid on the boot of SPC Henderson. Chemlite is a fancy Army term for “glow stick”. We use them to mark obstacles in the road at night. Sometimes the guys will use them to make each other glow, usually without permission from the glowee. Typical soldier shennanigans.

The man, the myth, the legend. SGT Mike Johnson, unit armorer. AKA “White Chocolate.” It was a pleasure to have him on the road with us.

Three TCNs pose with me in front of a MCLC (mick-lick) that they have just finished tying down. I am pretty sure these guys were from Indonesia.

A look into the nose gunner’s area of some kind of MIG from the old Iraqi Air Force. There are rows and rows of these up at certain bases, in various stages of decay.

Me in the cockpit. I had to climb on a truck to get up there.

SSG Brosenne. Enough said.

This is a dust devil, which we saw dozens of on the last push. They vary in size and speed, and sometimes they will cross the road right in front of us.

This is a camel that we almost ran over. If I had taken this photo about 2 seconds earlier, you would have been looking at his left side. When a herd of camels wants to cross the road, they don’t stop for much.

It says “long live stone cold”. The TCNs will put cardboard in their windshields to block glare… most of them will decorate the cardboard with all sorts of phrases. I don’t know why, but the Indonesians always have the funniest ones.